June72013

missbeckywrites:

bucksicle:

The Avengers - mental hospital AU

- Can you tell me about the patients in ward M, Doctor Fury?

- Well, patients Banner, Stark, Odinsen, Rushman, Rogers and Barton share a very peculiar condition. They have an undifferentiated type of schizophrenia, and there’s a lot about their conditions that we still don’t understand. But over the past few years they’ve developed some sort of collective delusion. They believe they’re some type of heroes; The Avengers, they call themselves. Both together and individually they face overblown, grand conflicts against an assortment of enemies: human, alien, monsters, gods, you name it…

I would read the hell out of this. Someone needs to get on this, STAT.

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5PM
oleandervine: abrownkid: I’m fucking dying. Pikachu needs a priest and a rosary to take that thing out.

oleandervine:

abrownkid:

I’m fucking dying.

Pikachu needs a priest and a rosary to take that thing out.

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bowlof-oranges:

theblackcash:

pettyartist:

f-a-g-i-n-a:

Keng Lye - Alive without Breath (2013) - Hyperrealistic sea animals created using acrylics and epoxy resin, layer by layer

what

I will reblog this artist’s works every time it comes on my dash omfg

Oh shit

oh my goodness

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June52013

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

winterforlovers:

Whose Line Is It Anyway

BEST SHOW EVER
11PM

Dont use these pick up lines, please. Ever.

mayoroftownys:

mcfaiddy:

aparida:

citroen:

If you dont want to get kicked in the face dont use these

Link

sorry but my boyfriend said #4 to me i feel so ashamed for falling for it omg

These are so funny but yeah

not for actual use unless you want to look like an idiot

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11PM

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

a-study-in-yellowcar:

Someone take the computer away from me

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11PM
chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:Hey MomI’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.Love,Your Son.A couple days later he got a response from his mother:Dear Son,I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.When are the two of you coming for dinner?Love,Mom BEST MOM I’m crYING

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

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BEST MOM

I’m crYING

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11PM

JUST JUST CLICK THE LINK. OMFG

invisiblechainsconfineme:

loki-dokey:

dudesyoureonyourown:

ibeggedformercytwice:

gabrielsbutt:

frozen-days-we-set-ablaze:

i-believe-in-johnlock:

jaredpadaleckisass

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I’M NOT EVEN IN THIS FANDOM AND OMG

i’m cry iNG

OHMYGOD. The Smack It! page! *cackles*

why does this keep getting note 

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OMFG

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May262013

insta-gramcracker:

allthisandhips:

Now all other cotton candy is just boring.

ARE YOU FUCKIGN KIDDING ME

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